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Layout

No, not for the disc (but that too). David, Mikey, and I are going to be messing around with the layout of the blog. We are going for something dark and ominous.

Feel free to weigh in.

Naked points

Turns out we're not the only ones. Check out this article:

University of Oregon board: no clothes, no Ultimate Frisbee

My favorite line: "To run around naked is just kind of a hippie, ultimate thing," Becker said. "We didn't think there was anything wrong at the time."

D and D


Tourney Pics

Here are some pics from the tournament. I made a facebook album that you can check out here.


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The Natural Twentys’

Spells, Incantations and Songs of Encouragement


1. Hero’s Feast

Hero’s Feast, Hero’s Feast,

Increases strength and lightens feet.

2. Elven Cloaks

Elven Cloaks, mist and smoke,

Disappear, our stealth awoke.

3. Conjure Fire Ball

Swarm their gates!

Raze their walls!

fire ball, Fire Ball,

Fire Ball, DEATH!!

4. Shadow Faux

Bread for knights with swift attacks,

we summon forth great Shadow Faux.

(mak-ith the voices of great steeds)

5. Mountain Trolls

Born of thunder, earth and stones,

we summon forth to break some bones,

mountain trolls, Mountain Trolls,

MOUNTAIN TROLLS!!

(Roar-ith)

6. Woodland Pleasures

Woodland pleasures, woodland pleasures,

Spank the Nymphs and Pork the Saytrs.

Woodland pleasures, woodland pleasures,

Yarrgh!!

7. Eldrich Blast

From Elven lines of an ancient past,

We draw from our blood an…

ELDRICH BLAST!!

8. Summon Centaurs

Hairy Haunches Oh My Lord,

Handsome beasts with hooves of four,

Centaurs Centaurs at your door!

Hide your booty and your whores!

9. Healing Light

Healing Light, Healing Light,

Through the dark and mist of night,

Elven magic restores our might.

10. Wing-ed Boots

Hark! The sound of Magic Flutes,

Draw on your feet your Wing-ed Boots.

11. Plague

Puss, Boils, Rotting Flesh,

Gang Greene Limbs and Fecal Mess,

through the water, through the air,

STDs, We Don’t Care!

Plague Plague, Plague!!

12. Call to Arms

Weapons come hither,

with Arrows and Quivers,

A Dwarven war Axe,

with Halberd and staff,

We draw-ith our Maces,

So shield-ith your Faces.

13. Beckon ye Halflings

Halflings, Halflings,

Short and tough things,

just the right height to,

punch you in the Junk!!

14. Necromantic Spell

They Slit our throats, they Hacked our limbs,

They buried us deep and Now it begins,

Raise the Dead, Raise the Dead,

Raise the Dead, Raise the DEAD!!

(mak-ith a procession or moaning not unlike that of the un-dead)

15. Decree of Sanctuary

You can’t hit me me,

I can’t hit you you,

Sanctuary’s upon us,

Nanna Nanna Boo Boo!

16. Magic Missile

Wizard strikes with Magic Missile,

Dead before you hear it whistle!!

17. Summon Wilde Boars

We beckon the beast from the depths of the Earth,

We beckon the beasts of Gargantuan Girth,

Wilde Boars! Wilde Boars!

Hoooooooooooooooooooooo!!

18. Treasure of Smaug

Dragons! Dragons!

Bilbo Baggins!!

Steal us gold to fill our wagons.

19. Orc’s Feast

Come hither ye Orcs with your tankards of ale,

and drink to the Darkness before it shal fail,

We murdered a wizard and stole his ol’ Keg,

It’ll never run dry, “It’s Magic” they say.

But the sun will soon rise and turn us to stone,

So let’s hack off this flesh that still clings to these Bones.

We’ll forget of our troubles and ugly old mugs,

As one’s face will look better when covered with blood.

Let us pile our platters with mountains of meat,

For it’s eating and drinking that bring us relief.

And fill up your goblets and pass ‘em around,

Better under the table than under the ground!!

20. The Great Dwarf

Moral Boosting Song

From deep in the Earth comes a bolstering song,

Played on Dwarvish drums and gongs,

It’s a Hymn of Encouragement,

A Ballad for the Strong,

It’s The Great Dwarf Morale Boosting Song!!



Steph and I have decided to make a mockumentary of the tournament. So watch Best in Show, Spinal Tap, or Fellowship of the Dice and get ready to be filmed!



Also, does anyone have a tripod?

gather round



the fog rolls back and reveals thee
a leader and friend
gather round the staff
feel its power
to heal and mend
feel its power
to carry us
through the end


but alas
feel its wrath
when the foe does near
a mighty spell he may cast
that all shall fear

Lady of Pain



I am thinking of dressing like the Lady of Pain for Gandy Goose. Although I am not sure how well I will be able to play with a mantle of blades and a pushup bra.

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