~inspirational instrumental intro here~

Captain Couch
Puts on their cleats
And tonight, takes their chances

Meet the 20's and they level up
Just a team with the will to survive

If the disc could go higher
We'd still be in the fight
Captain Couch, you are impressive rivals

And the highest dungeon master stalks his prey in the night
And we all wished the disc could go oooooonnnnnnn....
Even higher!